Hey there Pet Peeps 🙂

We are prepping for new adventures, it’s time to start thinking about putting together a new crew. I’ll do a proper Crew Needed page shortly – some of these roles are more pressing so I’ll get this quick post up in the meantime…

(I am removing roles as we find the right Members, in case you thought you were going mad) 🙂

TSHIRTS/MERCH

If you print or embroider t-shirts etc, dig our stuff and would have the minerals to sell e.g. an AoZ logo on a hoodie, we’d like to hear from you. Or if you are already doing print-on-demand with places like Cafepress, and might like to have a nice sideline, give us a shout.

RESEARCHER

We often have to do a bunch of research – e.g. which sites offer this or that service, what the law might be here or there, where to find stuff etc. All kinds of things. We make plans based on research, so it’s very important research is thorough. So we are looking for someone who likes to leave no stone unturned, motivated to dig around and gather as much information as possible. This is really a role for Members who enjoy this kind of thing, if that’s you please get in touch.

EDITOR/VIDEO EFFECTS

We’ve started posting on social media, and we want some nice cool short sexy-but-softcore videos that we can post around. Trailers sometimes, otherwise just generally fun jazzy sexy clips made up of cuts from our movies, some photos, or anything else interesting. Texts flying in and out, effects, modern, you get the idea.

If you are good with that sort of thing, please get in touch and send us some examples of your work. Again we are looking for graphics, effects and wow so please don’t send nice home videos of your budgie unless it’s particularly wow. It’s a good idea to use Mega.nz to send us links to videos, it’s free and encrypted. I was in touch with 1 guy before (sorry Link) but I’ve lost your email – if you can get in touch via support it’d be great 🙂

LADY MANAGER

Our last network was a glorious mess and eventually spiralled into chaos, due to lack of appropriate management. We are a small team, and there are only so many hours in a day. I’d like to be better prepared this time, so we’re going to need some help managing everyone. If you are a Lady (apologies chaps there’s a good reason), organized, efficient and reliable, reliable and more reliable, preferably experienced in managing people in a friendly and positive manner, interested to get involved, with some time on your hands for fun and shenanigans, please get in touch.

That’s all for now Folks, more on all this soon. You know where we are, and stay tuned – thanks for reading 🙂

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