Hey there Pet Peeps 🙂

We are prepping for new adventures, it’s time to start thinking about putting together a new crew. I’ll do a proper Crew Needed page shortly – some of these roles are more pressing so I’ll get this quick post up in the meantime…


We have lots of photos and photosets. Fresh off the camera, and generally needing a bit of tweaking, editing, retouching. I’ve seen a photo editor turn an ok pic into a wow photograph, you know the ‘before and after’ dealio. I guess there are tools and filters you can use now but not being much of a photographer I’m not familiar with them.

(Apologies to that Lady she’s not a Pet Lady it’s just a nice example).

If you are skilled at photo editing/processing and would like to help get our photosets into shape, we’d like to hear from you. Please drop us a mail – we’ll mail you back, and we’d like to see a couple of examples of your work, before and after. We’re looking for wow so let’s see what u got.


If you print or embroider t-shirts etc, dig our stuff and would have the minerals to sell e.g. an AoZ logo on a hoodie, we’d like to hear from you. Or if you are already doing print-on-demand with places like Cafepress, and might like to have a nice sideline, give us a shout.


We’ve started posting on social media, and we want some nice cool short sexy-but-softcore videos that we can post around. Trailers sometimes, otherwise just generally fun jazzy sexy clips made up of cuts from our movies, some photos, or anything else interesting. Texts flying in and out, effects, modern, you get the idea.

If you are good with that sort of thing, please get in touch and send us some examples of your work. Again we are looking for graphics, effects and wow so please don’t send nice home videos of your budgie unless it’s particularly wow. It’s a good idea to use Mega.nz to send us links to videos, it’s free and encrypted. I was in touch with 1 guy before (sorry Link) but I’ve lost your email – if you can get in touch via support it’d be great 🙂


Some help creating graphics and interesting images would be useful. We are looking for some slick graphic designers – more cool modern styles, fonts, layouts etc for web, not so much brochure or menu design for print. Here is a test for you. If you take a look at our Movie Store, I just post movie thumbs on there. Based on the thumbs it’s not easy to see what is a movie, a pack or a project. As a test I’d like to get your take on those 3 types of thumbnails – maybe we can include the price on there, or the minutes for example. If you only do 1 of them, do the pack one. If you look in our Telegram Channel, you’ll see I had a go at doing some nicer thumbnails for movies – something like that would be good. Here are some other template examples.

Later we might need things like this,   you might end up working with our Effects Guru, coming up with some interesting stuff. If you fit the bill, please get in touch.


Our last network was a glorious mess and eventually spiralled into chaos, due to lack of appropriate management. We are a small team, and there are only so many hours in a day. I’d like to be better prepared this time, so we’re going to need some help managing everyone. If you are a Lady (apologies chaps there’s a good reason), organized, efficient and reliable, reliable and more reliable, preferably experienced in managing people in a friendly and positive manner, interested to get involved, with some time on your hands for fun and shenanigans, please get in touch.


Don’t forget we are also on the lookout for someone suitable to be our Dev Group Leader – you can read more about that here.


That’s all for now Folks, more on all this soon. You know where we are, and stay tuned – thanks for reading 🙂

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