HIGH CALIBER REBEL ARTISTS

We began producing animal sex movies with a simple mission in mind – to make better movies. Animal porn at that time was largely cheap and shabby looking, with squalid locations and uninterested, untrained models. Shoddy movies skewed the perception of our sexuality, tarnished the image of Petfans, and presented our beloved Pet Lady in entirely the wrong light – animal sex became a running joke. No glamorous Lady wants to appear cheap and unattractive in a movie that is likely to be around forever.

We felt the Pet Lady deserved better, image-wise; we have been working hard to reinvent animal sex ever since.

It’s reassuring to know what our mission has led to. Over the years, we have had some outstanding Producers from all over the world. High caliber Producers who ‘Get It‘. Each Producer bringing their own artistry and creativity to shooting animal porn – each doing their utmost to create content they can be proud of – continuing our work of improving the overall image of zoosexuality. Plus – being an animal porn Producer is great; you don’t create fantastic art without being passionate about it.

I WANT TO BE AN ANIMAL PORN PRODUCER!

“I want to be a Producer” is one of the top 2 most common emails/messages we receive. Please read this page in FULL before smashing that send-email button, it will save everyone some time.

THE ART OF ZOO

If you are a talented and ambitious fashion student, you’ll want to work for Prada or Chanel. If you are a talented and ambitious baseball player, you’ll probably want to try out for the Yankees. If you feel you are an exceptional Producer, you’ll want to work with ArtOfZoo. We have been very lucky to work with the best animal porn Producers in the world.

We aim to present a fun, intelligent, sophisticated approach to animal sex – an approach that fun and intelligent Pet People can relate to. We have Models, Producers, and Members from every walk of life – from the most humble Petfans, to judges, lawyers, doctors, scientists, politicians – we’ve heard from minor celebrities (not to mention any other celebrities who have not revealed themselves to us for obvious reasons), and even minor royalty. We are a merry band of mischief-makers, and we collectively aim to make our mark on the world.

HOW WE WORK

We work with a very select group of Producers. As one of our Producers, you would become part of our wider global network. We will organize a territory for you, and introduce you to any inquiring Models or relevant people in your area. In time you will be invited to travel to shoot with other Producers and Models in other territories. Producers are among our most Trusted network Members – you will have the support of our quarter-century of experience in the animal sex arena, and the full backup of our network.

There’s a saying:

If you want to go FAST, go alone.
If you want to go FAR, go together.

Having a solid team ethic is important, largely because it’s the smart way to go, ask a Gangster. We prefer to work with smart Producers. With the right team behind you, all problems are shared. We can help you to overcome problems and challenges – we handle all the day-to-day stuff, leaving you free to focus on creating fantastic content.

WHAT A PRODUCER ISN’T

The Producer’s mantra should always be:

A Producer Produces.

As mentioned we receive MANY emails and messages from enthusiastic Members, inquiring about being a Producer. The enthusiasm is appreciated – but a person with a camera is not a Producer – it’s a person with a camera.

Very sorry – no we can’t:

• Put complete strangers in touch with a load of Models so you can start shooting
• Put complete strangers in touch with all our Owners and Models, so you can start shooting
• Organize venues, Owners, Models – basically provide, organize and fund everything on the basis of someone having a camera
• Organize all of the above, and a camera

We need to build trust before we can let you anywhere near our network, for security reasons. The only way we can develop trust is to see your work and see that you have what it takes. A Producer Produces, the clue is in the name – don’t TELL us you are a Producer, SHOW us. If someone won’t/can’t produce, and needs us to organize everything for them, this is not Producer material. There is considerably more to being a Producer than enthusiasm. That’s because…

PRODUCIN’ AIN’T EASY

Nothing worthwhile ever was. Modeling is fairly straightforward, being an Owner is fairly straightforward. Being a Producer, that’s different. A Producer is a multi-skilled horse of many colors:

• Talent Scout
• Logistics Coordinator
• Networker
• Team-Player/Team-Leader
• Location Scout
• Pet Wrangler
• Hustler
• Cameraperson
• Director
• Artist

As well as various other things including wardrobe and makeup assistant, catering manager, scenery, security, balls of steel – not to mention being a Ladies’ man and knowing how to treat Ladies nicely, so they return for more (and tell their friends). A myriad of elements need to come together at the right time and the right place to shoot a great animal porn movie. A Producer makes things happen – he/she handles all those things – he or she is basically an entire guerilla filmmaking crew in 1 person.

Historically, one thing that all of our very best Producers have done – without exception – is contact us with a sample of their work first. Work already achieved – not talk, but work. This is important because a Producer Produces – a serious Producer wants to be taken seriously, and this is how we know we are speaking to a Producer.

It ain’t easy – but it’s certainly not impossible as you can see. Do you have what it takes?

HOW TO APPLY

Please contact us, and we will instruct you on how to send us some samples of your work.

Do not be overly concerned that your work is not 100% perfect right now – we can spot raw talent when we see it. We can coach you and help you improve your Production skills over time. If in doubt, send your samples anyway – if your content shows promise we can coach you on how to improve it.

If you are more casual and your production is more on the amateur side, you may be very suitable for one of our other sites. Many of our Members also enjoy amateur productions too. If you have already managed to get a Lady into a room with a dog, and shoot something – you are already among the elite 0.0001% of Petfans who actually do anything. So, get in touch, and we’ll see what we can do.

 

FAQ

“I want to know how much money I will get from shooting animal porn”
Apologies, we can’t answer this question without seeing samples of your work. We have no way of knowing what quality of content you are likely to produce without seeing samples. Therefore we are unable to give you any indication of what your content would be worth. For the right Producers, we pay well enough. Samples first, please.

“I’ll produce samples when I know how much money I will make”
The other reason all our best Producers come with samples first is that they love it. They love the mischief, the adventure – the Ladies, the fun, the kudos, and the lifestyle in general. Real Producers can’t wait to start producing and show us (and the world) what they can do. The financial side is a pleasant side-effect of this passion. As with our Models, money is an important factor of course – but we are not overly interested in Producers who are solely interested in money. Dealing with purely money-motivated producers leads to substandard content and all kinds of shady dealings. It’s not something we are looking for. Samples first, please.

“I won’t send you any samples until you pay me”
Since we have no idea what kind of content you have, what quality it is, or if you actually have any content at all, we are unlikely to pay for it in advance. If you are unable or unwilling to send samples you are not the type of producer we are looking to work with – thanks for your time.

“I’d love to be a Producer but I’m not very adept in some areas – can you train me?”
Yes, once we have seen samples of your work, we can coach you in any areas that need improving. We’ve done this for very many Models and Producers in the past. If you are keen to produce the very best content possible, we are here to help you with everything.

If you need a hand getting started, we also offer Workshops as a VIP service. Workshops are a VIP service, they are quite expensive due to demand and availability, and also for security reasons. You will need to have some track record with us, payment history, or involvement history. We know who our regulars are, if you are interested in a VIP Workshop please contact us.

“I have loads of great ideas and I’m going to blow the lid off this scene!”
Fantastic! First please put the lid on the talking, and blow the lid off the doing. Then we’ll see about you taking the Pet World by storm.