POKING WITHPUMBAA
Time for a Boar Corps. update report, for all Moguls on the project and other Members waiting to jump on. We’ve been waiting for some news to do this update and, well, we have some news. Some good news.
Boar Corps. is another ambitious project relatively speaking; the setting up of a dedicated animal facility in a legal country. Starting with some boars, getting them going, and creating the first set of movies in the new facility. So quite a lot to do there, you can read the original project outline here.
The project has been running for around 6 months at the time of writing. It’s an experimental project like the Strict Machine bondage project. Experimental projects are not as straightforward as flying a Model over and shooting with her. There are unknowns and variables, room for things to go wrong. Lots of things went wrong on Strict Machine, but we got there in the end.
TheSenor was busy setting things up while we were busy with Project Triple-X. Now Triple-X is almost completed, we can focus a bit more on Boar Corps.
THE STORY SO FAR
When the Project launched, TheSenor organized the setting up of the pig facility, places to sleep, places to eat, places to disco, all the usual stuff pigs need. He purchased 3 young pigs – 2 boars and a sow.
He found several Ladies interested in trying the pigs (including the very lovely Marmalade, who’s caused quite a stir – I very much hope we can seal the deal with that Lady because you don’t see a black Lady with a pig every day). TheSenor had a breeding frame built, so the Ladies don’t get smushed – then set to work trying to get the new boys interested in Lady pussy.
A lot of things were tried, from various piss concoctions that should make a pig horny as hell. Different Ladies, Ladies on their periods or close to. TheSenor tried different foods, he tried getting them interested in the sow first then switching her for a Lady. Session after session, these guys were just not getting it. Pigs are notoriously difficult to work with, many are not interested. Some are interested only for a while.
THE PIGS HEAD OFF TO FUCK SCHOOL
As a final Hail Mary, TheSenor found a boar breeder who reckoned he could train boars to do the business – for a fairly stiff fee. Pinky and Perky were shipped off to Fuck School, and we waited to see what the outcome would be.
I don’t know this breeder guy’s method for teaching boars to fuck. There is an old joke called ‘The Cunt Licking Frog‘ that springs to mind. I’m picturing this boar breeder, jumping into the pig pen with his trousers down, shouting ‘Right boys I’m going to show you this one last time‘. Nice work if you can get it – but not very useful for us. When Pinky and Perky came back, they were just as indifferent about the pussy, only now they were assholes too. They’d become pushy and aggressive, and sadly unsuitable for our needs.
That brings us to around 5 months into the Project. Moguls were inquiring, and we had very little of interest to show. For a moment there it was skating very close to being the first Mogul Project we’ve needed to cancel. That would’ve been a nightmare, organizing refunds for everyone, not to mention the funds already laid out for the facility and everything else up to that point. It would fuck with our 100% track record on Projects. TheSenor had worked hard to make this happen and was not ready to give up yet.
THAT’LL DO PIG
Thankfully (I think around month 4), TheSenor added a Plan B – a backup boar. This new fella, Pumbaa, was taken as a new piglet, instead of an adolescent boar with attitude like Pinky and Perky.
In the nick of time, Pumbaa stepped up to the plate. This chap is a porker of a different color and did not need to be asked twice to poke that pussy. He’s no Ron Jeremy yet, but he’s an independent pig and has picked things up quickly. We will edit those test clips into a short trailer and send that out to all current Boar Corps. Moguls, and anyone else who jumps on the project before 13th March 2024 (with a bit of wiggle room, due to the Telegram-related delay sending out the newsletter). Latecomers will have to wait until the project is complete to see everything 🙂
HOLD FAST
So yes, many thanks for your patience – things are happening, and finally the right things are happening. TheSenor will carry on training the new guy, and fingers crossed we will start seeing some results very soon. We’re not looking to rush things – Pumbaa is still on the small side, so it would not hurt to give him a few more months to fill out a bit and really get the hang of everything.
Don’t forget Gang, this facility is intended for more than just this project. Once things are rolling we can look forward to other interesting additions to the petting zoo – other boars, maybe a donkey or a pony, or who knows?
If you’d like to join this project as a Mogul, please contact us. Otherwise, the next update will hopefully be about the completion of the first project movie. Until then please hang in there, and let’s all look forward to some yummy fun as all the elements come together. I’ll keep you posted in the usual newsletters in the meantime. Thanks for reading. 🙂
