Mogul #5: Boar Corps.

Members contact us often, asking if we will do more boar movies. On Gaia Gold we released the first commercially available boar movie since Color Climax in the 70s, arguably the first ever commercial boar movie with all the proper action and shots. That seemed popular with Petfans…

Boars are not easy to find; while many people have dogs, relatively few people keep pigs as pets. It’s not surprising, having a beast weighing 500 pounds (and as much as 2500 pounds) trotting around your house is not ideal.

Fortunately, hardworking Producer The Senor has a bit of space on his farm, and a structure suitable for housing boars. More importantly, The Senor is interested to keep boars for the purposes of production. That’s a good foundation for boar fun if ever I saw one. Emphasis on boarS, as The Senor would like to get a pair of boars – we haven’t had a pair of boars before, I’m already dwelling on pig tag team titles for movies.

The purpose of Project #5 is the setting up of this new boar facility. We will need to:

• Prep the property ready for the new studs
• Select 2 large healthy male boars
• Get them set up and settled in
• Build a boar-breeding frame, such that our Ladies don’t get squished

Then the new boys will need some training – the lovely Donna has volunteered to get them up to speed. Seems the Lady is quite getting into the whole Pet thing, isn’t that nice? Once set up, and the new boys trained, this will stand us in good stead for future pig productions.

Like Strict Machine, this Project is not as simple as flying a Lady to us and shooting. There is some prep work involved, so your patience while we get things done is appreciated. We haven’t let you down thus far.

For this project we aim to shoot 2 full feature movies, plus the bonus feature after 12 months as usual. I don’t know if there will be any photosets, if there are we will add those in too.

All movies on this project will be Mogul-Only. The price of this Project is 800 Euros. If you are a Pigfan, and would like to be a Mogul on this Project, please get in touch as usual. Let’s get this sow on the road. 🙂

While Donna is there with the new boys, we will have 1, maybe 2 slots for anyone wanting a Custom Movie during this shoot. If you are interested in any custom movies with Donna and the boars, please drop us a mail.

Boars can grow up to 5 feet tall, have a penis up to half a meter long – they have nuts as large as mini-footballs, can orgasm for up to 90 minutes, and can ejaculate up to 400 milileters of sperm.

Unlike canines, who force sperm into the female’s womb by sealing the vaginal entrance with a knot – boars have a different strategy. They have a semi-prehensile penis that probes around inside the female, looking for the entrance to her cervix.

Once located, the boar twizzles the corkscrew tip into the cervical opening and proceeds to inject copious amounts of sperm into the female’s womb. Boar sperm contains a waxy substrate, which seals up the female’s cervix, keeping the boars’ sperm locked inside. Yes, these beasts are not for the faint-hearted Lady.

While a handful of boars are kept as pets, or for finding truffles, or for feeding your enemies to, the prognosis for the vast majority of boars is not pretty. As such, we are doing our part to be entirely cruelty-free to animals, by rescuing these 2 boys from the sandwich line. Not that that will make one dot of difference to antis who genuinely imagine that fucking a Lady is worse than being murdered and eaten.

Anyway, enough ranting – you want pigs, so let’s get pigs. You know what to do 🙂