Hola Petfans 🙂

Those paying attention know that a few years back, the French Government got high on meth and toilet wine, and started conjuring up nonsensical new laws. Such as the law stating that a dog licking your genitals is a cruel and heinous crime, with big financial penalties and stiff prison terms. Among others, and all aimed at folks like us.

It might have been nice if the persons responsible for those laws had ever actually met a dog. Or had even seen one at a distance. Because any dog owner will tell you, it’s generally all you can do to keep your dog’s nose out of your junk. Dogs sniff and lick genitals – their own, and any others available – it’s dog culture, it’s what dogs do, nothing cruel or heinous about it. Then, it seems to be less about logic, and more to do with French leaders’ ongoing fetish for being beheaded by disgruntled citizens. So there is always that to look forward to, again.

France turning unfriendly towards us Pet People was a sad loss, France is a big place and we have lots of friends there. Still, just as the world seems set to go full retard…

THE SANE IN SPAIN

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction”
Isaac Newton

Just across the border in sunny Spain, we are delighted to announce a rather more enlightened approach to Petfun. New laws just passed in Spain give the green light for animal sex, provided the animal is not harmed. Awesome. 🙂

This change in Spanish law is interesting in a number of ways. Instead of blanket-banning all animal sex (i.e. considering everyone having sex as a rapist), the Spanish Government have taken the time to actually consider the facts and evidence, and form a reasoned and intelligent response. They have understood that animal sex is only cruel if there is cruelty involved. And in no way shape or form is there cruelty inherent in a Lady putting out the pussy for pets. Well, any fool can see that.

The division of animal sex into potentially cruel/harmful, and harmless/victimless, is a position we have taken since day 1. Not just us, for example, the founder of PETA, Peter Singer, shared this same view on sex with animals; that in the scheme of horrific things people do to animals (and each other), ladies boinking dogs, etc, doesn’t even warrant consideration. This is actually how the division of Church and State is supposed to work – what you do in your boudoir is a matter between you and your priest, not your politicians.

Spain is more or less comparable to France in size. Not quite as many citizens as France, but it is still a large chunk of Europe now open to us. That, folks, is a minor victory for Pet People, and cause for celebration. We will be watching with interest, to see what doors this may open for us.

So yes, 3 cheers for the Spanish Government – big thanks to the politicians involved, for striking a blow for common sense. If any of you Spanish government folks happen to be reading this – drop us a line, and we’ll send you some free movies as a thank you. Otherwisely, we will be busy seeking out those señoritas by the score, España por favor 😉