Enter our competition to win $100 prize, and be the sexy voice of our sexy media!

Ladies do you have a voice so hot it can melt a Popsicle?
But so horny it can make the melted Popsicle go hard again?
A voice that can make Jehovah’s Witnesses get down and jerk off in the street?
Tones so sweet they can give a fella diabetes?
Well Goddammit we wanna hear from you 🙂

Ok Ladies, in our recent Strapline Competition we decided what our new movie ident strapline will be:

“ArtOfZoo – Live Wild!”

Now we are looking for the right Lady, with the right voice, to record that strapline so we can add it to our movies and media. Imagine the bragging rights (hell, when we launch our new Groups site we’ll put it on your profile!) – a kind of Lady version of the MGM lion. Don’t forget, our media will likely be around forever in some shape or form, so a little dash of immortality thrown in for good measure. Are you Lady enough to be the new voice of our media?

HOW TO ENTER

You’ll need a sound recorder – there are loads of free apps for this, if you don’t already have one on your device. Once you can record stuff – have at it. We want to hear your sexiest version of our new strapline… ArtOfZoo – Live Wild!

(Keep in mind, that is LIVE as in GIVE, not live as in hive or drive).

Give us several versions if you like – in fact, give us as many versions as you like. You might try:

• Excited
• Horny
• Whispering
• Defiant
• Bossy
• Cheeky
• Romantic

Or however you want to do it. Accents are fine and great also – surprise us 🙂

Then save the .mp3 file (or whatever audio format you have), and upload it to your Mega.nz account, your Google drive or similar, and email us the link. Or if you don’t have any of those – drop us an email, we will reply, then you can attach the audio file to an email. You can also message us on Telegram and send it that way.

THE RULES

There is one rule Ladies, at least until we think up any others. The one rule is NO BULLSHIT AI VOICES. We want real Lady voices from real Ladies.

By the way – if you were worried about Grandma/the Vicar recognizing your voice, we will put your voice through some filters anyway so it won’t be so easily recognizable. And – if we really like your voice, but the recording of it is not great, we might contact you and ask you to record it again in better quality.

Other than that, just go for it! Record, send, easy.

We will let this competition run a couple months, and see what we have. We will contact the winner / announce the winner mid to late February.

Good Luck Ladies – looking forward to hearing your dulcet tones, and have a great Christmas and New Year 🙂

PS – I don’t know if this video is useful for you, I’ll post it anyway just in case…